The Face Plant

Remember that one time I was trying to go to school, only to continuesly be hinder by the fact that it was game day? I go to the University of Utah, aka the famed school hated by Max Hall :). My friend and I are headed to class one day and we can't figure out why there is so much traffic. All I know is I'm getting a bit frusterated because its getting close to class time and the cars aren't moving. Then I remember. First football game of the season. We go to park, and they wont let us, BECAUSE ITS FOOTBALL PARKING. I'm glad to see you value your students education so much University of Utah. Nice. We continue to look for parking, weaving in and out of football fans, who are completely dressed in red, lots are drunk, and they have no regard for cars or traffic laws. Genius idea to walk down the middle of the road. After driving around for another 20 minutes, we finally find a visitor parking lot they will let us park in. On North campus. Our class is definitely on South campus. And I picked today of all days to wear stilettos. We park and start to make the trek to class. We have been walking for about 10 minutes when I finally get fed up with all the drunk morons running around, so I turn to my friend and say "I hate this stupid school, BYU is so much better." No sooner had the works come out of my mouth then I completely trip and totally fall flat on my face. My books scatter, and I'm down for the count. This kid that had been walking behind us walks by and is hysterical. Real funny. My friend checks to make sure I'm ok. When she realizes its only my ego that was hurt, she tries to get me to get up and hurry so we can continue to class. I refuse. I laid there for about 10 minutes before I finally agreed to get up. This shit could only happen to me...